Anyway, I am half-awake, awoken by a noise that I later recognize to be my door slamming. I see a shadow move in the doorway between my living room and my bedroom. Shortly thereafter a girl (who looks a lot like my friend Jamie, but it’s not her) appears in my doorway, and without noticing I am there, takes a cursory look around the room. She walks back into the living room, and then a guy pokes his head in the room, sees that I am there “sleeping” and then says “SHIT!” After that, two more girls take a step into my room, and look around it. They were acting as if they were thinking about renting my apartment, which makes some sense in the dream world because I am actually moving out of it.

The only reason why I knew it was a dream was because a few things didn’t quite add up. First off, I haven’t told my landlord that I’m leaving my current apartment yet. (Mental note: Tell my landlord that I’m leaving my current apartment.) Secondly, no one was showing them the place. They were just four random young people looking around. Third, two people can’t fit in this apartment, let alone four. Fourth, with the exception of the one aforementioned expletive, no one said anything. Fifth, the floor didn’t creak when they walked where it does in real life.