Now that my copyrighted photo of Havoc in sunglasses is being used on saleable merchandise it’s time to spin up the gigantic Assbarn licensing machine and collect some royalties.
I just got a piece of junk mail, which had the following things written on it:
- A Special Offer for Bank One Cardmembers
- INFORMATION REGARDING FRAUD PROTECTION - TO BE OPENED BY ADDRESSEE ONLY
Which is pretty ridiculous. I mean, if I were committing fraud against someone by intercepting their mail, I doubt this would finally stop me. But my favorite, following the last one, in red stamp-like print:
- CHECK ENCLOSED
What kind of idiots send this stuff out?
I just went to the Bank One web site and searched for “Junk Mail”. I got 66 results.