I just got something in the mail from the AARP:
Dear Mr. Thomas Shaw,
Our records show that you haven’t yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.
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As a member, you’ll have the resources and information you need to get the most out of life over 50. You’ll have access to exclusive discounts. Dependable insurance and investment programs. Important health-related information. And much more. The 22 benefits shown on the back are only a partial list!
I look forward to your joining us. I think you’ll agree with our other members: AARP is one of America’s very best values.
[ Signed ]
P.S. Please send in your registration by the date requested. Thank you — and welcome to AARP!
The date requested is May 4, 2005 — the day before my 25th birthday.
I just ate Chinese food. My fortune said, “A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.” Indeed. I am definitely joining the AARP. I’m especially looking forward to getting an AARP credit card.