joe shaw

I know you’re not supposed to swallow toothpaste — it says to call poison control if you eat a lot of it — but swallowing some of it is simply unavoidable. So my question is: how much toothpaste do you think a person swallows in a lifetime? Quarts? Gallons? They need some sort of wikipedia for important matters such as this.

My new friend Susan had a party downstairs Saturday.

nate had a good time