steaks on a train

SoaP is a movie so powerful, I daresay it will bring a generation together. Moreso than 9/11, this will define the quintesential moment of our time. I cannot belive cnn.com gives it a mere three and a half stars out of four. Citizen Kane was about a goddamn sled; this is about snakes and a plane and Samuel L. Jackson putting said snakes in their place. Which is to say not on the plane. I am sorry if this is a spoiler for you. Look, it was a good movie and I have been drinking.