Tonight, my Ohio State Buckeyes take on Robert Love’s reviled Florida “we suck” Gators for the National Championship of the Universe in football. Robert was too much of a coward to show his face at work today, and so let’s just say he’ll be in for a rude awakening when he returns to the office.
Now to listen to the Ohio State fight song, Carmen Ohio, and Hang on Sloopy on repeat for the next 9 and a half hours.
Update: My lovely girlfriend Brette — herself an Ohio State alumna — has just informed me that a Meijer in Columbus has been selling gator meat for the last week or so. I think it’s a safe assumption that the alligator consumption rate in Ohio will have increased by at least an order of magnitude as a result of this soon-to-be-blowout. More shit-talking as the situation warrants.