Haha. Slashdot comments are so lame. This one is amusing (and clueless). Nerdiest and creepiest? I’ll have to go with this one:
Balmer sits comfortably.
Remember, a Developers’s strength flows from the Code.
But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The MS side are they. Once you start down the MS path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Robert… Robert… do not… do not underestimate the powers of the Balmer or suffer your Co-Workers’s fate you will.
Robert, when reassigned am I… the last of the Developers will you be.
Robert, the Code runs strong in you.
Pass on what you have learned, Robert.
But this isn’t about idiotic and incorrectly speculative commenters with nothing better to do on a Friday night. Robert and I have been a team for roughly three and a half years, working together on Netapplet, Project Utopia, Beagle, NLD 9 and SLED 10 and all the SUSE releases in between. I will miss him terribly — despite being an alumnus of the University of Florida — but thankfully he is staying in Cambridge and he’ll continue to apply his ninja-like skills in future endeavors. Godspeed, rlove!