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Monthly Archives: January 2008

inundated the neighborhood

15 January 2008

[Boston police patrolman Frank] McManus picked up the call box and began his report to headquarters. A few words into it, he heard a machine-gun-like rat-tat-tat sound and an unearthly grinding and scraping, a bleating that sounded like the wail of a wounded beast. McManus stopped talking, turned, and watched in utter disbelief as the [...]

i hope you’re buying carbon offsets

8 January 2008

4000 BTUs and nothing to cool.
I often think to myself, “Why doesn’t every industrial and commercial building just put solar panels on their roof?” Then I’m all like, “Oh yeah, it doesn’t matter. We’re all doomed.”